walkenchronicles

Think of this as a guide through each of Christopher Walken's films, starting with his first and moving forward. Each review will provide analysis, factoids and opinion on the ninety-plus films in his career.

Roseland (1977)

Roseland 1977

Genre: Drama

Walken in Short: Not very necessary, but nice to see

Director: James Ivory

Writer: Ruth Prawer Jhabvala

Duration: 1 hour 44 minutes

Availability: DVD and VHS. Not common, but getable.

Nipples or Swears?: Nope, not a one; as PG as a lie to Mom

Actors Other Than Walken: Geraldine Chaplin (She’s Charlie Chaplin’s daughter!), Lou Jacobi, Teresa Wright

Similar Films: It’s like one of those “mosaic” films that show a bunch of seemingly-unconnected dramatic situations and by the end you see how they’re all connected into a bigger story, like MAGNOLIA, BABEL, NASHVILLE or AMORES PERROS. So it’s like that, only in ROSELAND, the stories don’t interweave and nothing exciting really happens.

Movie in a Sentence: It’s three vignettes: The Waltz, The Hustle, and the Peabody, all about dancing, finding a partner, losing them, getting old, the fear of death, and somehow carrying on, all set in the Roseland Ballroom in New York City.

Should You Watch?: Nah. You could watch the Walken one, The Hustle, if you want. It wouldn’t kill you, much. It’s about fifty minutes long and it is fun to see him as a cocky young ballroom-dancing gigolo. The other stories in it aren’t so much bad as they are slooow. And depressing. There are some charming moments, but, ugh! There’s only so much lonely old people slow dancing to Lawrence Welk I can take.

Walken and Page in Roseland

Score: 6 out of 10. This film is mostly bad theater. Over-acted dramatic scenes that have no real payoff. That sounded really harsh when I said that just now. It wasn’t that bad. Really. Hey, you could watch it for Lou Jacobi! You’re my boy, Lou!! … (I’m still sticking with the ‘6’ though.)

Walken Content: Of the fifty minutes in the Hustle segment, you can count on a solid thirty minutes of Walken-ness. He is the lead in the second of the three stories. He dances a bit, but not as much as I expected, and even then, he never “hustles”. So if you’re looking for a young Walken doing some kind of John Travolta/Saturday-Night-Fever-thing, then think again. This isn’t that kind of movie. Now, if you really want to see Walken dance well, watch PENNIES FROM HEAVEN, where he has a small role playing a smooth-talking, tap-dancing pimp, out to recruit Bernadette Peters.

In Roseland, he mostly does the waltz with a parade of catty, tacky-dressed, unattractive women. That is his function. He is “Russell”, a young former-dance-prodigy-turned-gigolo, torn between his attraction to the new girl, and the financial security of his aging, dying sugar-mama.

Walken in Roseland

Walken Quote: It isn’t all bad. I’ll end this review with a bit o’ the Walken puttin’ the moves on a new Lady-friend. She’s about to leave. He stops her:

Him: “I was looking forward to another dance.”

Her: “Oh well I’m sure there are plenty of ladies who would be very happy to dance with you.”

Him: (without a single moment’s hesitation) “They’re not you, are they?”

BAM! That’s how it’s done. She belongs to Walken now. Take notes. He’s one smooth smoothie.

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